OBAMA JOKES

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno



America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser. Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean, and it started to sink, who would be saved?A: America! Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers. Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman